George W Bush Secures Six-Figure Book Deal for Memoirs

 

TEXAS – USA – George W Bush, who cannot read, has secured a six-figure publishing deal to write a book detailing the trials and tribulations of his lame-duck presidency. The former President of the United States of America, George W Bush, has been commissioned to write his memoirs and plans to complete the project in the form of an instructional manual.        The president was offered a six-figure sum as an advance to complete the tell-all tome. The six-figure sum of 900,000 Iraqi Dinars is worth more than $200 at the current exchange rate. The riveting read will expose the inner workings of the President and his cabal of White House aides over the years. The book will form the centrepiece to his term in office and will also be utilised in American schools along with other Presidential favourites like “My Pet Goat”. The book will also come with a set of black and white crayons and will signify Mr Bush’s worldview.